Semen Retention: A Key to Creativity

I know, I know—but hear me out.

This post is for the fellas out there, and listen, you don’t have to take my advice at all.

You know, as we get older, our hormones begin to go wild, and we start doing “stuff” (not to get too explicit).

Suddenly, singlehood feels like a chore, and it seems like every hole is a goal?

Well, here’s a radical idea: actually savoring the tension. Yes, that tension. Relish it. Channel that restlessness into something creative that consumes all your focus and makes you forget everything else that seemed interesting before.

How long should you savor the tension, you might ask?

A week?

A month?

Let it pulse… through your body. Feel it, understand it, become acquainted with all its nuances while simply letting it exist.

It might take some time to adjust, but what you’re left with is “energy”—and a whole lot of it. This energy could be directed into something that propels life forward, rather than just dissipating it… on the floor.

Lol, I know it sounds messy, and it indeed gets pretty messy.

After all, this… energy, in the right circumstances, results in an actual baby—a human being that will grow and become something significant. That’s how powerful this energy is, and it’s our duty to guard it and not squander it on just anyone or in most cases, everyone.

This energy can create beautiful art, not just babies.

Think about it.

And when the time is right and the mood is perfect, you can do whatever feels right and release that energy back into the ether.

Hydrate, eat something healthy, take a solid nap, and slowly recharge. Then, you can start the retention cycle once more.

By doing this, you will be not only powerful but truly unstoppable.

And for the married gentlemen, this concept takes on a different hue, as the age-old adage to ‘be fruitful and multiply’ still stands.

With pure love,

Chu

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